Kid: Why are you wearing tablecloths on your legs?
Me: (pleasantly) they are actually lace tights.
Kid: Are you trying to make some type of fashion statement, because you just look like a clown.
Me: If clown attire pleases me, then by golly I will dress like a clown
Kid: You said you dress like a clown
Me: (loosing patience) Do you honestly find what you wear aesthetically pleasing, or remotely interesting?
Kid: You can't just put big words and think what you're saying sounds sophisticated.
Me: You are not smart.
Kid: Whatever it's not like anyone would look twice at you.
What I wore White shirt from H&M, keffiya from a street vendor, suspenders from Hot Topic, skirt from American Apparel, grey tights from Target, and lace tights from Payless.
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